In Microsoft Word, buried in the Options in a list of unused functions, is an ‘autosummary’ function. I found out about this on the NNWM website, and made some summaries of my novel (which sucks, by the way, so I’m going to have to rewrite most of it and cut the rest – because I can’t revise something already written. I just want to keep what I wrote the first time, which does not help me improve!). Anyway, here is a 14 word summary. …Flairé is oddly pleased with it, but he wants me to let you know that the ‘cried’ doesn’t refer to tears.

Zela… “Zela! “Zela?”

“Run, Flairé!” Flairé?”

“Flairé? Flairé smiled. Flairé cried. “Flairé?

Flairé cried.

The 48 word version and the 98 word version are pretty much exactly the same, just… more.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think my novel should now be called “Flairé Gets Called a Lot“.