July 16, 2010

J’aime le Tour, Part 1

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Hello all! Some of you may have been confused by my recent social networking pictures and statuses, if you keep track of that kind of thing. You will have noted I’m cheering for people you’ve never heard of in a sport you can’t identify without it being named. Well, I have decided to change that. Here is the concept of le Tour.

Le Tour was started in 1903 or thereabouts by a man named Desgrange, who owned a sport newsletter. Sales were low, and a common thing to boost them was to start and advertise races; then people would buy papers to find out what happened. Desgrange had the brilliant idea of beginning a race that circumnavigated all of France; such a race would be the most epic in the world – and sell a lot of papers.

In those days, the Tour was hard. Stages of over 500 km over poorly paved or unpaved roads were common, although mountains were not introduced until 1905 sometime (to make things more interesting). Degrange had the ideal of lone men, suffering over great stretches, lone heros out to prove their worth against the elements and each other. So he made a bunch of despotic rules: No assisting each other; You must carry all of your equipment, food, and water for each day yourself; If your bike breaks, you must fix it yourself without assistance or withdraw. This led to one contestant, Eugene Christophe (nicknamed The Old Gaul) twice in two years breaking the front fork of his bike and walking for miles over the mountains to find a blacksmith shop where he could repair it. (He never won, but he had a lot of sympathetic fans.)

The race has changed a lot since then. Desgrange would not have liked it, but it is more popular than ever. Now, teams of up to nine riders each (200 max contestants) ride courses between 150 and 225 km long over the course of three weeks of July, with two rest days. They begin in various places in and around the country (this year beginning in Rotterdam), go over at least a little of each of the Alps and the Pyrenees, and since 1975 have ended with 8 laps on the Champs-Elysees in Paris. There are one or two riders on each team who are team captain, depending on the goals of the team; all the other riders are ‘domestiques’, there to help their captains through the stages without incident and to help them race faster. The domestiques may try to grab some glory in a stage win but their goal is not finish the race with the fastest overall time. That is the domain of the GC (Grand Competition?) contestants, men like Andy Schleck, Cadel Evans, Alberto Contador, or Lance Armstrong, the last having won each year between 1999 and 2005 (this is why he is famous – and he beat cancer first). (If there is a rider who is a champion in his own right, but who is working for another member of the team, he is called a ‘superdomestique’, like Fabian Cancellara or George Hincapie.)

Some technical notes – riding behind another cyclist is called drafting, and it can let a rider save up to 30% of his energy. The leader’s team will often set the pace, keeping their leader near the front where he is protected from crashes, which has the bonus effect of keeping him highly visible to the media. In flat stages with no mountains, the sprinters’ teams will take the lead in the last 5-10 km of a race (see below, after mountains).

The mountains and time trials are where the race is decided. The Prologue is usually a time trial, and for the last few years, Fabian Cancellara, “the Swiss Time Machine” (also nicknamed “Spartacus”), has won and gotten to wear the leader’s yellow jersey, the Maillot Jaune, for a few days. (There is also a white jersey for the fastest rider aged 25 and under.) This sorts all the cyclists into places, to see where they all stand in relation to each other. But it is the mountains that are really explosive. The strongest climbers go up the mountains like they were flying, while the rest flounder and struggle. Cancellara is not a strong climber, though he does his best, but the smaller riders like Schleck, Evans, or Contador have less weight and more drive.

There is also an award for the man who goes over the top of the most mountains first; the polka-dot (white with red dots) jersey. Most GC contenders aren’t interested in it; the yellow prize is bigger.

The sprinters, usually big men with big legs, struggle hugely on the mountains. Usually on the first climb, they fall off the peloton (as the main group of riders is called) and form a group called the autobus in order to make it over the climbs at their own pace. By the final stage, they will be as much as two or three hours behind the leaders. But they don’t care. Their goal is to win individual flat stages – and the coveted green points jersey. Points are awarded to the rider who crosses the finish line first, with decreasing numbers for the riders coming after them. The flat stages are thus kept interesting while letting the climbers conserve and regain their energy. The sprints are a work of art to watch; the ‘lead out train’ of each team jockeys for position in the kilometre leading up to the finish line – two or three riders in front of their main sprinter, letting him draft and pick up speed on the way to the line. As they tire, they will peel off, letting the man behind go even faster, until at last the final man shoots away at speeds up up to 75km an hour. Other sprinters without lead-out trains will follow the sprinter with a lead-out train, hoping to pass him in the last few metres. Currently, the ‘fastest man in the world’ is Mark Cavendish, the “Manx Missile” on the team HTC-Columbia. Once he goes, no one can get in front of him.

About crashes: they happen. They happen sometimes frequently. But unless a rider actually breaks his leg or his collarbone, they will usually continue, fighting against huge pain to complete the race, just to say they’ve done it, even if before they were a good contender for a top prize.

And of course no Tour is complete without watching it with the commentary of Phil Liggett, “the Voice of Cycling”, commentating since 1975, and his partner Paul Sherwen.

The Tour is an amazing sporting event, full of intense drama, beautiful scenery, exciting finishes, interesting personalities, clever tactics, and brilliant stories. I do not know if I’ve given it justice, but rest assured, this is only labelled Part 1, so anything I’ve forgotten can go in Part 2!

Cheers!

July 13, 2010

Andy is cutest Yellow Jersey ever?

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Filed under: Random blog posts — Tags: , , , , — Illinia @ 5:44 pm

More thoughts on today’s craaaaazy stage through the Alps…

The Tour headed through the region of Savoy, which, as Cedric is proud to point out, his family used to rule several centuries ago. (However, he still hates the name enough to change it to Spry. Why? I do not know. Cedric is a strange animal.)

Cadel was riding with a broken arm; he fell off the leaders rather early on the last climb of the day, the terrifying Col de la Madeleine. I still think he can win, or at least come in third, but it will take some grit. Fortunately, he’s an Australian ex-mountain biker, so he is not lacking in that. I bet he’s in pain though, and I hope that he gets a chance to heal and recover through the next few stages that are a bit flatter. His team was really super today, though I was also surprised to see George Hincapie going backwards even sooner than Cadel. However, he’s not called Big George for nothing; the big guys find mountains hard. The climbers – Cadel, Andy, Contador – they’re all between 140 and 155 lbs.

I still hope Cadel can be the first Australian to win the Tour – maybe not this year, but just you wait! He was looking awesome in the first week, and it was only a silly little crash two days ago that did him in. He still has a special jersey, though, the World Champion’s rainbow jersey, which he totally deserves. I have heard that he has been in the past somewhat irritable, but he seems really nice to me! Phil and Paul say that he’s more relaxed now. He was so upset at the end of the stage… He really is a nice guy. He has all my support, and I don’t think he did anything wrong at all; he doesn’t have to apologise for anything. He just had a bad couple of days, which can happen to anyone – look at the Armstrong for the most media-centric example.

Also kudos to Ryder Hesjedal! He’s not in the top bunch anymore, but he still gave a really strong showing today on one of the hardest stages - and he’s also a big guy.

On the other hand, Andy is the cutest cyclist in the world and I also really hope he wins this year! He’s definitely going to win white, hands down – barring some freak accident or something. He’s riding strong, and he can probably beat Contador in mountains – they say Contador is going to improve, but Andy is going to improve too. Of course he’s missing Frank, but he showed today that he is really strong all by himself (also I can’t believe Jens Voigt – he kills himself EVERY DAY for SaxoBank. It’s ridiculous!!). The only thing he needs to improve is his time trial, (he was a minute behind teammate Cancellara, world time trialing champ, (nicknamed the Swiss Time Machine) in the prologue this year) and maybe he will do that thing where, you know, when they smell the yellow jersey in Paris waiting for them, it’s like suddenly their feet are on fire. We saw that last year with Contador when he beat Cancellara in the final time trial. So either Andy will gain enough time in the Pyrenees to win outright, or else he might just suddenly ride a fabulous time trial. Either way, he’s going to win a Tour in the next few years. It’s just a matter of which one.

And of course he is the cutest cyclist in the Tour – tall and lanky and with a narrow face that lights up when he smiles, and that surprisingly deep voice – and of course, because he is a cyclist, very nice legs. …Dad says that he looks like a rabbit, but I don’t know what he’s talking about.

No, I don’t have a fancrush on him, why do you ask? 8)

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This picture is from this article randomly searched on Google Images…

July 11, 2010

Tour Luv

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Filed under: Random blog posts — Tags: , , , , — Illinia @ 10:58 pm

Quick update: Today was probably the BEST DAY EVER of the Tour de France, at least for me. Andy won the stage, Cadel is in yellow, and Ryder Hesjedal hung on to the leaders long enough to stay in 6th place overall!! Also I found out he doesn’t mumble anymore. Instead, his largest handicap is saying “you know” every fourth word. However, at least I can understand what he’s saying. So GO RYDER!!!
I can’t decide if I want Andy or Cadel to win, though…

July 7, 2010

Still Practicing

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Filed under: Random blog posts — Tags: , , , — Illinia @ 10:18 pm

Hi! Just a quick update on my life. I’m still working on the painting(s); haven’t done much in previous days because… well, here’s my schedule:

homework for Greek and Latin Roots of English
Greek and Latin Roots of English class
watch the Tour de France
practice organ

and that’s pretty much my whole day, except for a little reading on the side. But I can tell you that I’ve started playing the last chapter of Fire Emblem 8 that I have never played before, Grado Castle… assuming that the post-Jehanna chapters are identical to Eirika’s Story. I might play through them quickly and just make sure the scenes are the same, because unless they changed something to add to Ephraim’s POV, I’m going to whip through and cheat like a cheater – I’m going to use Eirika’s Story and tell it from Ephraim’s POV. Sense?

RYDER HESJEDAL IS IN FOURTH GO GO CANADA

Today Cadel Evans had an interview, and his voice is higher than I expected it to be. With his jaw, I thought he’d be at least baritone. But then Andy is a surprisingly deep bass, and his jaw is comparably narrow. So I dunno. Just not expecting it. Very sorry to see Frank Schleck go out, and Christian… It would have been cool for Chavanel to keep yellow, but he has one that he didn’t before, and Andy and Cadel have some time now! So I’m pretty happy with the outcome…

Not happy with Cavendish. Seems to be a bit of an egoist. He needs to put in more effort whether he thinks he can win or not. He also needs to talk smack less.

My Duruflé is up to tempo! Unfortunately, it will have been played twice already in Victoria by the time that I get to it. :(

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